Fishing Jokes
No matter the subject, there are always jokes to be told about it. Here are some fishing jokes to tickle you ivories.
Fishing Jokes
As with most jokes, fishing jokes are funny to some and offensive to others. If you are easily offended, don’t read these. If you like a good laugh, let’s get to the fishing jokes.
The funniest salmon fishing joke is actually a video. If you haven’t seen this, you will be in tears from laughing. Make sure to turn on the volume. The narration is hilarious.
Salmon Fishing Video
- Two blondes decide to go fishing. They are driving to the river when the come to a bend in the road. The sign says “Fishing Left”, so they go home.
- Two men are sitting with their female boss when then notice a lantern in the bushes. They rub it and out pops a genie. The genie grants them each one wish. The first man wishes he could immediately be on Lake Huron fishing with all of his buddies on a full charter. The second wishes he could be in the Alaska wilderness fishing during an epic salmon run. After the men pop off to their dream fishing trip, the genie asks the woman what she wants as her wish.
“I want them both back in the office after lunch.”
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- A man is out fishing in Cabo and catches a huge sailfish. At the end of the day, the boat returns to the dock and sailfish is hauled off the boat. As this is being done, the man notices a kid fishing off the side of the dock with a couple of minnows in his bucket. The kid looks at the man and says, “Only caught one, huh?”
- What kind of bait does a blonde use to catch steelhead? Magnets.
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
- Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.
- Fish jump because they don’t have middle fingers.
- Fishing advice is worth exactly what you paid for it.
- Fishermen don’t fail to catch anything, they just run out of time.
So much for the fishing jokes. It is time to grab the rod and reel.